Saturday, April 19, 2014

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

myotpisgay:

mycaterpie:

eduardo-:

losertakesall:

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

Blorp.

Science. 

what the fuck is the last 1%

1% squish

myotpisgay:

mycaterpie:

eduardo-:

losertakesall:

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

Blorp.

Science.

what the fuck is the last 1%

1% squish

(Source: thecuteandthecute-ish)

Friday, April 18, 2014

catliketendencies:

the one that got away aka the hot person you saw while you were with your parents

thefartsinourstars:

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

(Source: they-never-die)

You attract the right things when you have a sense of who you are. Amy Poehler (via myko-nos)

(Source: splitterherzen)

wnderlst:

Total Lunar Eclipse (April 15, 2014) | Matthew Crowley

wnderlst:

Total Lunar Eclipse (April 15, 2014) | Matthew Crowley

(Source: blazeberg)

(Source: etsy.com)

(Source: sorrowing)

Thursday, April 17, 2014

(Source: gastrogirl)

(Source: lipstick-lust)

I just wanna smoke and fuck

(Source: realdank)